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Monday, October 21, 2002

I am so covert.

I am sneaky and clever.

Some might say I resemble a hedgehog, or perhaps a lemur.

No one can really tell for sure.

So please, if you know my secret- keep it to yourself or I might be destroyed. And then everyone has to go home and shake quietly, tense with directionless excitement.

Welcome to my new underground home. It is damp and mossy, but quiet and not altogether unpleasant. Thank you for your co-operation.

Quiet, please. Do not make any sudden movements. Your furry, venerable guru will soon hold court.

...be patient...

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